Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Disgusted

Where to start???
How 'bout I start with the fact there was a rape in our community on Sunday. Disgusted that there was a rape, or it was in our community, or that it occurred in broad daylight at 11:30am? All three. Add to the list on July 2 that a youth was slashed on the wrist and robbed (in broad daylight) and two days prior to that, I personally witnessed a robbery of a young man (14 years old to be precise) in BROAD DAYLIGHT. There was a time when the neighborhood I currently live in was safe, where everyone knew one another (or if you didn't, someone you knew did) and it was safe to walk the streets just about any time of day or night.

I did move away for quite a few years and left the neighborhood, and now that I've been back for about 2 and a half years - I've noticed it's gone from being a neighborhood to being a 'hood. Gone are the days when it was safe for your kids to be further than your front yard, gone are the days where it was safe to be out for a leisurely stroll, gone are the days when it was safe to do anything. And this freaking disgusts me to no end.

Years ago, the Hells Angels had their clubhouse in our community, and I tell ya (I didn't live there at the time) I guarantee it was the safest neighborhood in the city. You don't pi$$ in their backyard without getting your d*** ripped off. Yes, they are a gang, and yes, they've done some 'bad' things, but, for ***** sake, they made sure the area was safe. I'm not going to sit here and be an advocate for criminal activity, but, for f*** sake, something has to be done. In the 2+ years that I have been back, there have been more robberies than I can count on TWO hands (and probably more than what I could count using my feet too)

I was just taking a peek at the crime stats as supplied by the HRM PD, and year to date in the "WEST" division, there were 326 assaults and 29 sex offenses (last year, same time frame, 259 and 34). It's too bad that those stats aren't broken down by community, would be interesting to see what those numbers are.

But, to finish my rant.....I am willing to bet that a majority of the BROAD daylight robberies are committed by young offenders (at least the one that I witnessed was) who have no remorse, no fear of punishment, no care as to what the consequences are - it's all just 'another notch on the belt' and bragging rites. The Young Offenders Act is nothing but a license to commit crime knowing that once you hit the ripe old age of 18 your record is wiped clean. As for the f***** that raped the 28 year old in our community, I hope your C*** rots and falls off! Falls off before you have the opportunity to do this again to someone. You are nothing but low life scum. With any luck you are caught, convicted and sent to a jail. Somewhere where you will have to sleep with one eye open, fear the broom handle, and squat to pick up the soap you dropped rather than bend over. I do believe that what goes around comes around, might not be today, might not be tomorrow - but some day, all you sons of b***** who think that the world is yours to ride roughshod over, will encounter someone bigger, badder, and with less of a conscience then you, and then watch the f**** out - it might not be pretty at all. RANT OFF

Sunday, July 4, 2010

An April Fool's Day joke comes to life?

I thought I didn't read the title properly: "Australian sewers may carry Internet"
Yep, internet in the sewer - I first saw this as a Google April Fool's Day joke. Here is the newspaper article:

Australia's third-largest city is investigating bringing high-speed broadband Internet to Brisbane homes and businesses using its sewer pipes to carry fibre optic cables, Channel 7 News reported.

It was reported Saturday that Lord Mayor Campbell Newman said residents could soon have access to next-generation broadband technology at no cost to taxpayers.

Newman said Brisbane city council is in discussions with a British company seeking to put broadband fibre optic into the city using Brisbane's sewer system.

Since the sewer pipes already connect all the buildings in the city and little additional digging will be required, the city can be fibre-optic hardwired relatively quickly and inexpensively, Channel 7 News said.

"We want 100 megabits per second fibre-to-the-home and we want it now," the mayor said.

Now, here is the Google April Fools joke:

TiSP: Going with the flow

TiSP Kit

Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.


Installing TiSP

Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.

#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.

#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.

Advanced TiSP Options

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

Learn more about TiSP: Frequently Asked Questions

Friday, July 2, 2010

Here goes nothing.....literally

Well, someone keeps telling me there are no new rants...well, the title was changed to reflect rants, raves, comments.....stuff....
Over the past month, there are TONS, yes TONS of things that have struck me as odd, weird, and even annoyed me - I did say annoyed...but, honestly, I couldn't keep those thoughts in my head long enough to determine if they were worth writing about...and apparently not, since I didn't write about them. Oh well.

On May 24, however, after I made my last post - my sister and I headed out in the car for a 'road trip'. We headed to Windsor - why you ask - cause we hadn't gone there previously for a 'tourist day'. Let me tell you, it was freakin' HOT....as you can see by the in vehicle thermometer. At points it was 32-33 degrees, however, I was driving - and that makes it difficult to take a picture of the dash.







On another note, I did witness a robbery in broad daylight. Some poor kid was 'jacked' for $6 and his iPod Touch. At first I didn't realize what was happening till it was all done, and I approached the kid and asked if he just got robbed...and he did. So, 911 was called, statements were filed, and even though Glenn spent a good 45-60 minutes driving around looking for the little bastards who robbed the kid, no luck. It's not likely the kid will get his property back, nor will the little fuckers who robbed the kid get caught - but, at least it was reported.

Hmmm, what else can I write about....ah yes, yesterday, while bringing Shelby into town, we saw a car on fire on the highway - Shelby did her civic duty and called 911 as well (since I was driving, I legally COULD have called 911, it's the only time you ARE permitted to be on your cell phone while driving) to report the car fire - hopefully it was extinguished - couldn't have been too newsworthy as there was nothing in the on-line edition of the newspaper today.

Speaking of cellphones and driving - apparently some people haven't heard that it is ILLEGAL to talk on your cell phone while driving (illegal to HOLD and talk, hands-free is permitted, with regulations) or they really don't give a rats-ass and continue to talk/hold and drive. THAT annoys the F**K outta me...maybe I'll stand on the side of the road some day with my camera and take pictures of the offenders along with photos of their license plates and give that to the cops.....there - call someone on your cellphone while driving about that you f'n idiots!?!?!?!
(rant off)

That's it for today....there may be more soon - you'll have to wait and see, won't you?